Hello. Name: Dexter Morgan. I am a blood spatter analyst at Miami metro. When society fails to take dangerous criminals off the streets, I take matters into my own hands and "take out the trash". My advance skill and education working with CSI allows me to get away with my killings.
People may mistake me as a harmless single father of 3. They are wrong. You do not want to step on my radar.


Have a killer day.
~ Friday, December 30 ~
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lokilies:

dexterbydesign:

lokilies:

dexterbydesign:

lokilies:

dexterbydesign:

Hmm. A god eh? What did you have to do to get that status?

You must be born as one or find a way to become one, mortal. I am Loki the God of Mischief. And who might you be?

Well I will make sure to put becoming a god on my to do list. I am Dexter, blood spatter analyst. *looks Loki up and down* do you have those where you’re uh…from?

Blood splatter analyst? My, mortals do have rather specialised professions these days. And no, we don’t. In fact, I’m not sure if we really need such people. Do you get much work here on Midgard?

More work then I can handle. But it pays the bills. Wait… Midgard? Is that what you gods call Earth?

Really? I did not know such analysts were in high demand here.

Yes, Midgard and Earth are one and the same.

There are a lot of personal wars here on Midgard. You might know a little something about how bloody wars are being the god of mischief. Let me ask you something. Do gods bleed?


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  1. dexterbydesign reblogged this from lokilies and added:
    Another thing to put down on my to do list “keep Loki happy”
  2. lokilies reblogged this from dexterbydesign and added:
    That would be for the best.
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