Hello. Name: Dexter Morgan. I am a blood spatter analyst at Miami metro. When society fails to take dangerous criminals off the streets, I take matters into my own hands and "take out the trash". My advance skill and education working with CSI allows me to get away with my killings.
People may mistake me as a harmless single father of 3. They are wrong. You do not want to step on my radar.


Have a killer day.
~ Saturday, December 31 ~
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hyperionholmeswatson:

dexterbydesign:

Hello there. *extends hand out* I am guessing your are also in the Criminal busting business, Watson?

Holmes-Watson, actually. But care to explain how you deduced that? *shakes his hand* Interesting, though. The other version of you I met was much more reluctant to talk about his… ah… hobby. 

I kinda jumped the gun thinking you related to the Sherlock homes mystery solvers I used to read as a kid. And my hobby is nothing more than boating *he lied* no reason to hide it. I work kinda like a…blood detective at Miami Metro.


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